Monday, April 13, 2009

Excerpts From Your Average 14 Year Old's Blog

[journal entry .. 47. 06/09/05]:
... Grrrrr. Like, I can't take it anymore. I just want my parents to leave me alone. Like, they've been on my case for cleaning up my room for what seems like a month. Fuck, it's not even that dirty. Hello!?!? That's right I wrote Fuck. You reading this Mom? FUCK YOU! How about that. I'm 14 I can do what I want.

[journal entry ..54. 06/25/05]:
... You know, if this was the ancient times and I was like some guy in one of those tribe-like things i would be married already. Fuck, if only. I would be having sex like all the time. I'd probably have 3 or 4 kids already. And my hair would be long because why cut it. It's just going to grow again. Jesus, I'm 14 I should be allowed to have my hair long if i want it long. FUCK YOU DAD! I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID CAR. WAX IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY BITCH I'M WATCHING WRESTLING!!!

[journal entry ..69 (whoa!). 07/16/05]:
... Man, I'm totally in love with Lucy DePietro. If this were, again, the ancient tribe, I would so want her to be my wife. But like a good wife. Not the kind of wife my Mom is. That Bitch can't even cook. My tribe wife would be a master in the kitchen and I would keep her naked in the cave. She would love me, I'd make sure of that. Nothing but the finest designer make-ups for my tribe wife.

[journal entry ..87. 09/13/05]:
... I Hate my sister. She's such a B-I-A-T-C-H. Today I heard her tell Mom that I swore at school. FUCK HER!! I didn't swear at school. Okay, I did. So what? She totally kissed Jimmy "Knuckles" MacTavish. That guy is gross. He looks like he's 10 years older than anyone else in the school. Bryan says he's a "narc"... whatever that is. Bryan's gay so it probably means he thinks he's hot or something.

[journal entry ..93. 09/29/05]:
... "I'm just a kid and my life is a nightmare" man I looooove that song. It's so true. You know what else is true... Lucy DePietro is a SLUT! That Bitch started making out with the new kid at the dance last night. God and to think she used to be my Tribe wife. FUCK HER!!

[journal entry ..94. 09/30/05]:
... I want to make out with Lucy DePietro... I hate my life.

(December 06, 2005)

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